Thursday, March 25, 2004
Rave of the Day for March 25:
Definitely need something funny today. Thanks to bejo for this....
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs.
She gave each kid in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest.
Don't Bite The Hand That... Looks Dirty.
No News Is... Impossible.
A Miss Is As Good As A... Mr.
It's Always Darkest Before... Daylight Savings Time.
Better To Be Safe Than. .. Punch A 5th Grader.
Never Under Estimate The Power Of.. Termites.
Strike While The... Bug Is Close.
You Can Lead A Horse To Water But.. How?
The Pen Is Mightier Than The... Pigs.
If You Lie Down With The Dogs, You'll... Stink In The Morning.
You Cant Teach An Old Dog New... Math.
Love All, Trust... Me!
Where There's Smoke, There is... Pollution.
Don't Put Off Tomorrow What... You Put On To Go To Bed.
An Idle Mind Is... The Best Way To Relax.
Children Should Be Seen And Not... Spanked Or Grounded.
A Penny Saved Is... Not Much.
Laugh & The Whole World Laughs With You, Cry & You... Have To Blow Your Nose.
Happy The Bride Who... Gets All The Presents!
Two's Company, Three's... The Musketeers.
If At First You Don't Succeed... Get New Batteries.
You Get Out Of Something What You... See Pictured On The Box.
There Is No Fool Like... Aunt Eddie.
When The Blind Leadeth The Blind... Get Out Of The Way.
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs.
She gave each kid in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest.
Don't Bite The Hand That... Looks Dirty.
No News Is... Impossible.
A Miss Is As Good As A... Mr.
It's Always Darkest Before... Daylight Savings Time.
Better To Be Safe Than. .. Punch A 5th Grader.
Never Under Estimate The Power Of.. Termites.
Strike While The... Bug Is Close.
You Can Lead A Horse To Water But.. How?
The Pen Is Mightier Than The... Pigs.
If You Lie Down With The Dogs, You'll... Stink In The Morning.
You Cant Teach An Old Dog New... Math.
Love All, Trust... Me!
Where There's Smoke, There is... Pollution.
Don't Put Off Tomorrow What... You Put On To Go To Bed.
An Idle Mind Is... The Best Way To Relax.
Children Should Be Seen And Not... Spanked Or Grounded.
A Penny Saved Is... Not Much.
Laugh & The Whole World Laughs With You, Cry & You... Have To Blow Your Nose.
Happy The Bride Who... Gets All The Presents!
Two's Company, Three's... The Musketeers.
If At First You Don't Succeed... Get New Batteries.
You Get Out Of Something What You... See Pictured On The Box.
There Is No Fool Like... Aunt Eddie.
When The Blind Leadeth The Blind... Get Out Of The Way.
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