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Another funny from Ducky....

BASIC LAWS EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW  (N-O)


        * NIXON'S THEOREM:
        The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame.


        * NINETY-NINETY RULE OF PROJECT SCHEDULES:
        The first 90 per cent of the task takes 90 percent of the time, and the last 10 per cent takes the other 90 percent.


        * NOLAN'S PLACEBO:
        An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance.


        * NON-RECIPROCAL LAWS OF EXPECTATIONS:
        Negative expectations yield negative results.
        Positive expectations yield negative results.


        * O'BRIEN'S PRINCIPLE ($357.73 THEOREM):
        Auditors always reject any expense account with a bottom line divisible by 5 or 10.


        * OLIVER'S LAW OF LOCATION:
        No matter where you go, there you are.


        * O'REILLY'S LAW OF THE KITCHEN:
        Cleanliness is next to impossible.


        * OSBORN'S LAW:
        Variables won't, constants aren't.


        * O'TOOLE'S COMMENTARY ON MURPHY'S LAW:
        Murphy was an Optimist.