Thursday, April 01, 2004
Rave of the Day for April 1:
I'm in the mood for some more "basic laws". These also come from Ducky....
BASIC LAWS EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW
* AIRPLANE LAW:
When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
* ANTHONY'S LAW OF FORCE:
Don't force it; get a larger hammer.
* ANTHONY'S LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner.
* ANTHONY'S WORKSHOP COROLLARY:
On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first always strike your toes.
* ATWOOD'S FOURTEENTH COROLLARY:
No books are lost by lending except those you particularly wanted to keep.
* BARTH'S DISTINCTION:
There are two types of people, those who divide people into two types, and those who don't.
* BIRD'S LAW:
There's never enough time to do it right, but there's always enough time to do it over.
* BLAAUW'S LAW:
Established technology tends to persist in spite of new technology.
* BOLING'S POSTULATE:
If you're feeling good don't worry, you'll get over it.
* BOOB'S LAW:
You ALWAYS find something in the last place you look.
BASIC LAWS EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW
* AIRPLANE LAW:
When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
* ANTHONY'S LAW OF FORCE:
Don't force it; get a larger hammer.
* ANTHONY'S LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner.
* ANTHONY'S WORKSHOP COROLLARY:
On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first always strike your toes.
* ATWOOD'S FOURTEENTH COROLLARY:
No books are lost by lending except those you particularly wanted to keep.
* BARTH'S DISTINCTION:
There are two types of people, those who divide people into two types, and those who don't.
* BIRD'S LAW:
There's never enough time to do it right, but there's always enough time to do it over.
* BLAAUW'S LAW:
Established technology tends to persist in spite of new technology.
* BOLING'S POSTULATE:
If you're feeling good don't worry, you'll get over it.
* BOOB'S LAW:
You ALWAYS find something in the last place you look.
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