Sunday, June 20, 2004
Rave of the Day for June 20:
As many of you know, my "evil twin" is Canadian and I am American. Therefore, when Ducky sent me this in an e-mail, I practically fell out of my chair laughing. Enjoy.....
Canadian Complaints about Americans
Editor's Note: naturally we don't have enough room to catalog all of them, but here's the top ten.
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10. Won't acknowledge enormous cultural contributions of Jim Carrey and Howie Mandel.
9. We're pretty sure they're holding Wayne Gretzky down there against his will.
8. Every time we mention the city "Regina", they won't stop giggling.
7. Incredibly, they only have one word for "snow".
6. In American encyclopedias, Canada often called "North Dakota's gay neighbor".
5. They call it American cheese, even though it was invented by Gordon Lightfoot.
4. They've never even heard of our most popular superhero, Captain Saskatchewan.
3. Two words: "Weird Al".
2. Sick of that gap-toothed loser on "The Late Show with Paul Shaffer".
1. Not enough guys named "Gordie".
Canadian Complaints about Americans
Editor's Note: naturally we don't have enough room to catalog all of them, but here's the top ten.
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10. Won't acknowledge enormous cultural contributions of Jim Carrey and Howie Mandel.
9. We're pretty sure they're holding Wayne Gretzky down there against his will.
8. Every time we mention the city "Regina", they won't stop giggling.
7. Incredibly, they only have one word for "snow".
6. In American encyclopedias, Canada often called "North Dakota's gay neighbor".
5. They call it American cheese, even though it was invented by Gordon Lightfoot.
4. They've never even heard of our most popular superhero, Captain Saskatchewan.
3. Two words: "Weird Al".
2. Sick of that gap-toothed loser on "The Late Show with Paul Shaffer".
1. Not enough guys named "Gordie".
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