Tuesday, July 13, 2004
Rave of the Day for July 13:
These are clever. Ducky gets the nod.....
A few suggestions for corporate mergers:
- PolyGram Records, Warner Bros., and Keebler, to be called Poly-Warner-Cracker
- Yahoo and Netscape-to be called Net'nYahoo
- 3M and Good year, to be called MMM-Good
- Knotts Berry Farm and National Organization for Women-to be called Knott NOW
- Federal Express and UPS, to be called FED UP
- Xerox and Wurlitzer: They're going to make reproductive organs.
- Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New company will be called Fairwell Honeychild.
- John Deere & Abitibi-Price: Deere Abi
- Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil: Honey, I'm Home
- Denison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining: Mine, All Mine
- 3M, J.C. Penney, Metropolitan Opera Company: 3 Penney Opera
- Grey Poupon & Dockers Pants: Poupon Pants
- Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, Dakota Mining: Zip Audi Do-Da
- Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to become Hale Mary Fuller Grace.
A few suggestions for corporate mergers:
- PolyGram Records, Warner Bros., and Keebler, to be called Poly-Warner-Cracker
- Yahoo and Netscape-to be called Net'nYahoo
- 3M and Good year, to be called MMM-Good
- Knotts Berry Farm and National Organization for Women-to be called Knott NOW
- Federal Express and UPS, to be called FED UP
- Xerox and Wurlitzer: They're going to make reproductive organs.
- Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New company will be called Fairwell Honeychild.
- John Deere & Abitibi-Price: Deere Abi
- Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil: Honey, I'm Home
- Denison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining: Mine, All Mine
- 3M, J.C. Penney, Metropolitan Opera Company: 3 Penney Opera
- Grey Poupon & Dockers Pants: Poupon Pants
- Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, Dakota Mining: Zip Audi Do-Da
- Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to become Hale Mary Fuller Grace.
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