Wednesday, August 18, 2004
Rave of the Day for August 18:
In the spirit of the Olympic games, a timely joke courtesy of Ducky's Daily Grin......
A German, an Italian, and a goofy American were trying to get into the stadium at the Athens Olympics, but the seats were all sold out. The enterprising German stripped down to his shorts and undershirt, picked up a cane fishing pole in a nearby alley, and marched right in stating boldly, "Heinrich Schneider, Germany, Pole Vault."
Noting the ease of entry, the Italian took off his outer garments, grabbed a large round stone, then just as boldly strode in the gate, announcing, "Pasquale Galento, Italy, Shot Put."
Not to be outdone, the American guy took off all but his BVD'S, went into a nearby hardware store were he purchased some barb-wire. As he approached the gate the American spoke out confidently, "Hank Jamison, USA, Fencing."
A German, an Italian, and a goofy American were trying to get into the stadium at the Athens Olympics, but the seats were all sold out. The enterprising German stripped down to his shorts and undershirt, picked up a cane fishing pole in a nearby alley, and marched right in stating boldly, "Heinrich Schneider, Germany, Pole Vault."
Noting the ease of entry, the Italian took off his outer garments, grabbed a large round stone, then just as boldly strode in the gate, announcing, "Pasquale Galento, Italy, Shot Put."
Not to be outdone, the American guy took off all but his BVD'S, went into a nearby hardware store were he purchased some barb-wire. As he approached the gate the American spoke out confidently, "Hank Jamison, USA, Fencing."
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