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I thought these were clever. Courtesy of Ducky....

New Terminology
 
You can't be cool if you're using outdated lingo.
Here's the latest from my friends in the corporate and Silicon Valley jungles:
 
generica
fast food joints, strip malls, sub-divisions as in "we were so lost in generica that I couldn't remember what city it was"
 
irritainment
annoying but you can't stop watching - as in the O.J. trial
 
percussive maintenance
the fine art of whacking the crap out of a device to get it working
 
prairie dogging
in companies where everyone has a cubicle something happens and everyone pops up to look
 
square headed girlfriend
computer
 
treeware
manuals and documentation
 
um-friend
sexual relationship "this is Mary, my...um...friend"
 
world wide wait
WWW
 
yuppie food stamps
twenty dollar bills from an ATM