Sunday, January 23, 2005
Bonus Rave of the Day for January 23rd:
I first saw a variation on this joke when I was a kid, but it's still funny. Thanks to Joan for e-mailing it to me.....
Subject: Test question - 70 pts
Students in an advanced biology class were taking a mid term. The last question was: "Name seven advantages of mothers' milk. The correct answer will be worth 70 points or none at all."
One student, who had also partied a little too hard the night before, was hard put to think of seven advantages.
He finally wrote:
1. It is a perfect formula for the child.
2. It provides immunity against several diseases.
3. It is always available as needed.
4. It is always at the right temperature.
5. It is inexpensive.
6. It bonds the child to the mother, and vice versa.
And then, the student was stuck. Finally, just before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote...
7. It comes in such cute containers.
Subject: Test question - 70 pts
Students in an advanced biology class were taking a mid term. The last question was: "Name seven advantages of mothers' milk. The correct answer will be worth 70 points or none at all."
One student, who had also partied a little too hard the night before, was hard put to think of seven advantages.
He finally wrote:
1. It is a perfect formula for the child.
2. It provides immunity against several diseases.
3. It is always available as needed.
4. It is always at the right temperature.
5. It is inexpensive.
6. It bonds the child to the mother, and vice versa.
And then, the student was stuck. Finally, just before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote...
7. It comes in such cute containers.
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