Sunday, January 23, 2005
Rave of the Day for January 23rd:
Here are some thoughts of the day that would not be out of place in a stand-up comedian's routine. Thanks to bejo for the funnies....
Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and he won't bother you for weeks.
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one
tumble down the stairs.
Whenever I start feeling blue, I start breathing again.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?.
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
And the # 1 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY..........
Most "terrorists" are reported to have come to the US legally, but they then hang around on expired visas, some for as long as 10 to 15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; if you are 2 days late with a video, those people are all over you. I think we should put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.
Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and he won't bother you for weeks.
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one
tumble down the stairs.
Whenever I start feeling blue, I start breathing again.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?.
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
And the # 1 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY..........
Most "terrorists" are reported to have come to the US legally, but they then hang around on expired visas, some for as long as 10 to 15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; if you are 2 days late with a video, those people are all over you. I think we should put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.
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