Sunday, April 17, 2005

Rave of the Day for April 17: 

Time for a funny from Ducky's Daily Grin....

You Know You are From A small Town When ...
1. The local phone book has only one yellow page.

2. Third Street is on the edge of town.

3. The "road hog" in front of you on Main Street is a farmer's combine.

4. You leave your jacket on the back of the chair in the cafe, and when you go back the next day, it's still there, on the same chair.

5. You don't signal turns because everyone knows where you're going, anyway.

6. No social events can be scheduled when the school gym floor is being varnished.

7. You call a wrong number and they supply you with the correct one.

8. Everyone knows all the news before it's published; they just read the hometown paper to see whether the publisher got it right.

9. The McDonalds only has only one Golden Arch.

10. A "Night on the Town" takes only 11 minutes.

11. You have to name six surrounding towns to explain to people where you're from.

12. Headline news is who grew the biggest vegetable this year.

13. You can name everyone you graduated with.

14. School gets canceled for state sporting events.

15. Anyone you want can be found at either the Dairy Queen or the feed store.

16. Directions are given using "the" stop light as a reference.

17. It was cool to date someone from the neighboring town.

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