Sunday, June 05, 2005
Rave of the Day for June 4, 2005:
Here's a funny from Ducky's Daily Grin.....
Signs You've Bought a Cheap Car
• Your tinted windows are also known as Hefty Garbage Bags.
• The car reaches its optimum speed when going downhill.
• The hi-tech stereo system often requires a new needle.
• The rear-view mirror says, "Objects in Mirror Are Better Than This Piece of Junk."
• The odometer on the dashboard is not as sophisticated as the everyday abacus.
• Shadow Traffic warns other drivers what highway you're taking.
• The sticker on the windshield says, "Batteries not included."
• You fill up the tank with Unleaded Coals.
• You can only go to restaurants that offer Valet Pushing.
• When you pass hitchhikers, they put their thumb down.
Signs You've Bought a Cheap Car
• Your tinted windows are also known as Hefty Garbage Bags.
• The car reaches its optimum speed when going downhill.
• The hi-tech stereo system often requires a new needle.
• The rear-view mirror says, "Objects in Mirror Are Better Than This Piece of Junk."
• The odometer on the dashboard is not as sophisticated as the everyday abacus.
• Shadow Traffic warns other drivers what highway you're taking.
• The sticker on the windshield says, "Batteries not included."
• You fill up the tank with Unleaded Coals.
• You can only go to restaurants that offer Valet Pushing.
• When you pass hitchhikers, they put their thumb down.
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