Saturday, January 07, 2006
Rave of the Day for January 6, 2005:
I don't normally engage in political humor, but I just could NOT quit laughing at this one! Thanks to Dr. Karen for sending me this gem.....
The Robot
A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender that serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "150."
The robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, and nano-technology. The customer is very impressed and
thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot.
He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man responds, "about 100."
Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, favorite fast foods, and guns.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."
And the robot says... real slowly..."So.......... you gonna vote for Bush again?"
The Robot
A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender that serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "150."
The robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, and nano-technology. The customer is very impressed and
thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot.
He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man responds, "about 100."
Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, favorite fast foods, and guns.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."
And the robot says... real slowly..."So.......... you gonna vote for Bush again?"
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