Sunday, April 01, 2007
Rave of the Day for April 1, 2007:
Ran across all kinds of funnies while unpacking recently. Here's a golden oldie blonde joke.....
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, slammed it shut and then stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it and slammed it shut. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL'!"
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, slammed it shut and then stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it and slammed it shut. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL'!"
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