Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Rave of the Day for April 1, 2009: 


In honor of this most prestigious holiday, heh heh, I thought I'd post a few funnies from Pete. Some are probably re-runs, but, hey, recycling is trendy these days....


1 grapefruit

1 slice whole wheat toast

1 cup skim milk


1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
1 cup spinach

1 cup herbal tea

1 Hershey's kiss

Afternoon Tea
The rest of the Hershey's Kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips


4 glasses Mountain Dew

2 loaves garlic bread

1 family size Meatlovers' pizza

3 Snickers Bars

Late Night Snack
1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

Remember: Stressed spelled backward is desserts.


My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.


The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.


Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

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