Thursday, June 11, 2009
Rave of the Day for June 11, 2009:
Got this in an e-mail from Pete. Laughing my butt off!
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa: half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America: well developed, open to trade and mergers, especially for those with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain: very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece: gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain: still enchanting with her glorious past fading gently behind.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel: has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada: self-preserving but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes like Tibet: wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit visit there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran: ruled by nuts....
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa: half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America: well developed, open to trade and mergers, especially for those with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain: very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece: gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain: still enchanting with her glorious past fading gently behind.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel: has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada: self-preserving but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes like Tibet: wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit visit there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran: ruled by nuts....
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