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Monday, September 21, 2009

This joke is a real lifesaver..... 

Ok, this contains one offensive word, but I just couldn't stop laughing! Funny courtesy of Feathers....


The school teacher exposed her students to a new experience.

She handed out little candies with holes in them.

The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red..................Cherry
Yellow...............Lemon
Green................Lime
Orange ..............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY Lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!

The teacher had to leave the room!

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