Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Rave of the Day for December 29, 2010:
Another from the 2003 archives, probably originally from Ducky. Many of us, myself included, can only get some of our medications outside the U.S., and I thought a humorous take on this would be welcome....
The Top 9 Signs Your Drugs Came From Canada
9. The guarantee reads, "No sled dogs were harmed in the delivery of your product."
8. Canadian Viagra is guaranteed to point you North.
7. You suddenly understand curling.
6. "Indications: For temporary relief of frostbite, SARS and runaway inflation."
5. The pills cost less, but you have to take 1.3489 times as many.
4. Lipitour??
3. The instructions are bilingual./Les instructions sont bilingues.
2. You can't read the label because it's written in Canadian and stuff.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Drugs Came From Canada...
1. Where else would "Hoser" brand enemas come from?
The Top 9 Signs Your Drugs Came From Canada
9. The guarantee reads, "No sled dogs were harmed in the delivery of your product."
8. Canadian Viagra is guaranteed to point you North.
7. You suddenly understand curling.
6. "Indications: For temporary relief of frostbite, SARS and runaway inflation."
5. The pills cost less, but you have to take 1.3489 times as many.
4. Lipitour??
3. The instructions are bilingual./Les instructions sont bilingues.
2. You can't read the label because it's written in Canadian and stuff.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Drugs Came From Canada...
1. Where else would "Hoser" brand enemas come from?
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