Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Rave of the Day for February 15, 2011:
A hilarious gem from debi d. in 2002. Don't know if she made this up herself or if she copied it, but it does make me laugh hysterically....
TOP 10 REASONS TO GO TO WORK NEKKID
10. No one EVER steals your personal chair!!!
9. Gives "Bad Hair Day" a WHOLE new meaning!
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also come to work *skunky drunky!*
7. Your office-mates stop stealing your pens after they see where you keep them!!!
6. you want to see if it's really like your dream where your boss chokes to death on a bun as you walk through the door!!!
5. to STOP that extra creepy programmer in mismatched plaid, gold chains, & pretend "x-ray glasses" from looking down your top!!!
4. no more requests for office *donations*~~~ "sorry, I left my wallet in my skirt pocket!"
3. what a CREATIVE way to FINALLY meet that *HOTTIE* in Human Resources! Hubba-Hubba!!!
2. you can take advantage of your computer monitor radiation to work on your great tan!!!
AND.......DRUMROLL PLEASE.......... THE NUMBER 1 REASON TO GO TO WORK NEKKID IS
1. The boss will never say, "I wanna see your ASS in here by 8:ooAM" EVER again!!!
TOP 10 REASONS TO GO TO WORK NEKKID
10. No one EVER steals your personal chair!!!
9. Gives "Bad Hair Day" a WHOLE new meaning!
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also come to work *skunky drunky!*
7. Your office-mates stop stealing your pens after they see where you keep them!!!
6. you want to see if it's really like your dream where your boss chokes to death on a bun as you walk through the door!!!
5. to STOP that extra creepy programmer in mismatched plaid, gold chains, & pretend "x-ray glasses" from looking down your top!!!
4. no more requests for office *donations*~~~ "sorry, I left my wallet in my skirt pocket!"
3. what a CREATIVE way to FINALLY meet that *HOTTIE* in Human Resources! Hubba-Hubba!!!
2. you can take advantage of your computer monitor radiation to work on your great tan!!!
AND.......DRUMROLL PLEASE.......... THE NUMBER 1 REASON TO GO TO WORK NEKKID IS
1. The boss will never say, "I wanna see your ASS in here by 8:ooAM" EVER again!!!
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