Friday, February 25, 2011
Rave of the Day for February 25, 2011:
I received this gem from Ducky in 2002. I hope my three-year-old nephews don't get any similar ideas, heh heh....
Things a 3 year old taught me:
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman cape. It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room.
When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it's already too late.
Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
If you use a water bed as home plate while wearing baseball shoes it does not leak - it explodes. A king size water bed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq foot house 4 inches deep.
No matter how much Jello you put in a bath tub you still can't walk on water.
The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy. It will, however, make cats dizzy. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
Things a 3 year old taught me:
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman cape. It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room.
When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it's already too late.
Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
If you use a water bed as home plate while wearing baseball shoes it does not leak - it explodes. A king size water bed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq foot house 4 inches deep.
No matter how much Jello you put in a bath tub you still can't walk on water.
The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy. It will, however, make cats dizzy. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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