Sunday, August 21, 2011
Rave of the Day for August 21, 2011:
These might be borderline inappropriate. But they were too funny to ignore! Originally from Joan....
Quickie #1
One day, Jay came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie.
"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went fishing.
Quickie #2
A man came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. He slammed the door and shouted at the top of his lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!"
The wife said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"
"Doesn't matter," he said. "Just get the hell out."
Quickie #3
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a wife.
Quickie #4
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters: 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'
"Can you read this?" the optician asked.
"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."
Quickie #5
Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."
"Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonnay."
Quickie #1
One day, Jay came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie.
"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went fishing.
Quickie #2
A man came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. He slammed the door and shouted at the top of his lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!"
The wife said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"
"Doesn't matter," he said. "Just get the hell out."
Quickie #3
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a wife.
Quickie #4
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters: 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'
"Can you read this?" the optician asked.
"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."
Quickie #5
Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."
"Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonnay."
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