Thursday, August 25, 2011
Rave of the Day for August 25, 2011:
The lighter side of friendship, courtesy of an e-mail from Pete in 2006.....
A TRUE FRIEND
Are you sick of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound like Hallmark cards, and never come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that really speak to true friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry jerk who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you've had chocolate.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath....I pledge it till the end.
Why, you ask? Because you are my friend.
A TRUE FRIEND
Are you sick of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound like Hallmark cards, and never come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that really speak to true friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry jerk who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you've had chocolate.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath....I pledge it till the end.
Why, you ask? Because you are my friend.
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