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Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Rave of the Day for December 13, 2011: 

Another funny from 2002. Betcha I got it from Ducky originally....


CAT DREAMS -- 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

On the twelfth day of Christmas my mistress gave to me --

twelve toys from Macy's

eleven mice a running

ten balls of yarn all tangled

nine frogs a leaping

eight dogs on leashes

seven pounds of catnip

six cans of sardines

five litter pans

four strutting birds

three quarts milk

two chicken breasts

and a pheasant under glass beneath the tree.

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