Monday, October 29, 2012

Rave of the Day for October 29, 2012: 

In the spirit of Halloween, time for some "groaners"! Horrible puns courtesy of Ducky circa 2002:

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What is a vampire's favorite holiday?

What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer.

What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich.

How do undertakers speak?

What do witches eat at Halloween?
Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie.

What do young ghouls write their homework in?
Exorcise books.

What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
Any old girl he can dig up.

What are little ghosts dressed in when it rains?
Boo-ts and ghoul-oshes.

What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A dead end.

Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school?
He was buttering up his teacher.

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