Monday, November 05, 2012

Rave of the Day for November 5, 2012: 

This appeared in The Sioux Falls Shopping News on April 25:

All I Really Need to Know about Life, I Learned from Noah's Ark

1. Don't miss the boat.

2. Don't forget we are all in the same boat.

3. Plan ahead - it wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

4. Stay fit. When you're 600 years old someone might ask you to do something really big.

5. Don't listen to the critics, just get on with what has to be done.

6. For safety's sake travel in pairs.

7. Two heads are better than one.

8. Build your future on high ground.

9. Speed isn't always an advantage. Snails were on the same ark as the cheetahs.

10. When you are stressed, float awhile.

11. Remember that the ark was built by amateurs and the Titanic was built by professionals.

12. Remember that the woodpeckers inside are a larger threat than the storm outside.

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